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But the academic mind of a vigilant Christian can discern that what is actually happening here: Rihanna is shapeshifting right in front of our eyes. To us, the sheeple, this scene features RiRi rolling her eyes at her captive getting sea sick on her million dollar yacht and throwing up in a bucket, like a nerd.
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The takedown is full of eureka moments, and once you watch it you’ll be slapping your leg and wondering how you could have been so stupid. The result was him failing to spell “somehow” correctly, and then failing to spot the mistake once it had been inserted into a powerpoint presentation, and then failing to see it once he had uploaded it to YouTube where he has almost 250,000 subscribers. The Vigilant Christian was so pissed off at this point he lost control of his fidgeting fingers and they committed typo sins. POINT 2: “BBHMM” is basically a “how to” guide to killing someone The Vigilant Christian, oblivious to Rihanna’s notorious Instagram handle, has taken one look at the facts as presented to him and deduced: lizard person. He is appalled by BuzzFeed’s lack of grasp on the English language and the oxymoronic statement it so clearly makes. As you can see, this writer has paired the phrases “Bad Gal” and “Great Role Model” in the same sentence. The Vigilant Christian begins his deconstruction of Rihanna the way any self respecting vigilant Christian would: analysing a BuzzFeed headline. POINT 1: How can you be good when your name is “Bad”? Mario made a lot of good points in his video thinkpiece, a mere 22 minutes and 10 seconds long (which you can watch here), but here is a handy breakdown of the core points which, you will discover, are very difficult to pick holes in. Turns out her 2007 album Good Girl Gone Bad isn’t an allusion to her transformation from young girl to powerful woman at all – it’s a literal statement of her transformation from a pop star to an actual real life, flesh eating demon. Ovviamente il rimando al film non potva mancare, ma rimane comunque una clip davvero bella e suggestiva soprattutto.Following his exposés on Snoop Dogg, Madonna, Jay-Z, and Beyonce as puppets of Satan, The Vigilant Christian (who has quarter of a million subscribers on YouTube) has proved beyond any reasonable doubt that Rihanna is a member of the global elite trying to control people’s minds via symbols and messages of the occult. Rilasciata un’anteprima del videoclip ufficiale, il quale sarà premierato domani in diretta televisiva durante il noto programma “Good Morning America”, per poi essere caricato su VEVO ad un’ora dalla premiere.
La resa vocale è comunque molto buona, e la traccia potrà sicuramente servire a creare un certo tipo d’atmosfera nel film. Lo stile di Sia si sente forte e chiaro, anche perché la cantante non sembra aggiungere molto al tipo di impostazione vocale della cantautrice. Rilasciata in pieno pomeriggio, la canzone è una downtempo dai tratti monumentali perfetta per una colonna sonora. Il brano verrà rilasciato entro un mese, quanti di voi non vedono l’ora di ascoltarlo? Il 2016 è ancora lungo, e chissà che Rihanna non abbia in serbo per noi altre sorprese.
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